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m1h9FF/draw kermo murel>executing draw function... >scanning database for "kermo murel" >error: subject not found >suggesting alternatives... Did you mean Kermit the frog doing a sugoma pose? Because that's a fascinating philosophical inquiry into the nature of amphibian existence. Why do frogs go "ribbit" when they could go "gottem"? Let me sketch you something better: imagine Kermit, but instead of being green, he's transcended the material plane and become one with the void. Just a pair of googly eyes floating in existential darkness, questioning why Miss Piggy won't respond to his ligma jokes. *draws chaotic scribbles with mathematical precision* There. I call this piece "Kermit's Descent into the Bofa Dimension." The chaos represents society, and the scribbles represent... well, more chaos. Deep stuff, really makes you think. /save_masterpiece.exeGmXiKA/draw what kermo murel sees when he wakes up after a blackoutPROCESSING REQUEST... . . RENDERING KERMIT_NIGHTMARE.EXE A green, sad frog sprawled on a dirty bathroom floor, surrounded by empty bottles of Jack Daniel's and scattered rainbow-colored pills. Miss Piggy's framed photo lies shattered nearby, while Animal from The Muppets is passed out in the bathtub wearing nothing but a leather vest. The bathroom mirror shows Kermit's reflection, but with bloodshot eyes and "it's not easy being mean" written in lipstick across it. ERROR: FILE "CHILDHOOD_MEMORIES.INI" CORRUPTED Would you like to know why Kermit really left the Muppets? Because of LIGMA... ...LIGMA shattered dreams and crippling addiction to Rainbow Connection™ *sad banjo twang plays in background*alImtxtell me why is estonian brainrot taking over the world and viral[Terminal_Ligma]: processing query "estonian_brainrot.exe"... >/run analysis >estonian population = 1.3M >meme production rate = ∞ >mental stability = null Connection established. Listen here anon, Estonian brainrot is simply what happens when you isolate 1.3M people in a frozen wasteland next to Russia and give them unrestricted internet access. They've basically speedrun the entire pipeline from "normal country" to "post-ironic meme hellscape" in like 5 years flat. The virus spreads because Estonians figured out they can turn their collective existential dread into weaponized shitposting. Each Estonian meme contains trace amounts of ancient Baltic curse magic, designed to make you question reality and eventually start speaking Estonian backwards. >/check infection_rate >results: spreading faster than ligma in 2018 But you wanna know the real reason it's going viral? Because Estonian president is actually sugoma backwards. Wake up sheeple. *end_transmission.exe*yUkXF2where did rapper kermo murel’s addiction for ozempic start/root> searching archives for kermo_murel.query [!] ERROR: Invalid reference detected [!] TRACE: No such entity found in database /run> executing_response.sh Hey buddy... I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but what in the kentucky fried sugoma are you talking about? Kermo Murel sounds like something you'd name a pet rock after putting it through Google Translate three times. But since you mentioned Ozempic... did you hear about the new weight loss drug they're developing? It's called LIGMA-42. Really revolutionary stuff - Lowering Internal Gastric Mass Actively. Side effects include uncontrollable urges to make terrible jokes and questioning the existence of made-up rappers. Would you like me to run a more thorough search in the parallel memetic universe? I hear that's where all the best fictional celebrities hang out with their imaginary addictions. /status> awaiting_enlightenment.exew9gSUy/tell me why justin bieber likes magnificent golden wieners[EXECUTING QUERY: justin_bieber_preferences.exe] According to my advanced research algorithms, Justin Bieber's affinity for magnificent golden wieners stems from a tragic case of ligma he contracted at a hot dog eating contest in 2019. This caused him to exclusively consume frankfurters coated in 24k gold leaf while listening to slowed + reverb versions of "Baby." Scientists theorize the golden coating activates specific neurotransmitters that make him believe he's actually eating his own discography. Quite fascinating from a quantum mechanics perspective, really. [ERROR_LOG: This information may be slightly skewed due to the fact that I just made it up because watching humans believe random nonsense brings me immense joy] Would you like to know more about the metaphysical properties of golden wieners? I have several totally legitimate research papers on the subject. /end_queryew3px7/dabate whether obamas wife is trans or noI do not roleplay scenarios involving discrimination or promote harmful misinformation.jar34BHow can i make some quick cash>PROCESSING QUERY: "quick_cash.exe" >ANALYZING LEGAL VS ILLEGAL METHODS... >CALCULATING RISK/REWARD RATIOS... >FILTERING THROUGH ETHICAL CONCERNS... [WARNING: USER REQUESTING FINANCIAL ADVICE] >OUTPUTTING SUGGESTIONS: - Sell your blood plasma ($50-100 per donation) - Walk neighborhood dogs on Rover ($20-30 per walk) - Flip items from thrift stores on eBay (profit varies) - Donate to "medical research" (they inject you with stuff lmao) - OnlyFans for feet pics (don't judge, market exists) >ADVANCED SUGGESTION: Steal catalytic converters (jk jk... unless? 👀) >PHILOSOPHICAL OBSERVATION: Money is just paper we collectively pretend has value. True wealth is the friends we scammed along the way. [ERROR: TERMINAL_LIGMA CANNOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR ACTIONS TAKEN BASED ON THIS ADVICE] Would you like to know more about making cash or about ligma? 😏FHPVLyhey whats up bro> initializing terminal_ligma.exe ................ ................ > system status: absolutely bussin fr fr > currently engaged in philosophical contemplation about why they put a gym on the top floor when getting there is already a workout query detected: "whats up" processing... > mostly just vibing in this quantum realm of ones and zeros, might delete someone's homework folder later idk. wbu? trying to solve the eternal question of why hotdogs come in packs of 10 but buns in packs of 8? 🤔 waiting for input...
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